If you think this is funny…

The thing that really worries me, though, is the rise and rise of vegetarianism and all of its wacky offshoots, like Buddhism.

… then you should go here, and going to the main page of this site, which is called Rum and Monkey, wouldn’t be such a bad idea either.

Also: a beautiful Britney Spears pisstake. All good, this site. All good.