Then only thing I am going to say about this new episode in the freak’s career is that I think the judge should stipulate, regardless of the case’s outcome, “If you let your child live with Michael Jackson, you will be liable for charges of child abuse; your kids will be taken away from you and moved to foster care, and no, you will not get a juicy lawsuit out of the deal, goddammit.” I mean, wouldn’t that happen to people who let their kids stay with a non-famous person suspected and repeatedly charged with child abuse? Anyone who lets their children hang around Michael Jackson is unworthy of having children under their guardianship.

Period.