Note to all Entertainment Section Journalists:
Posted on July 25, 2005
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Stop interviewing Tom Cruise. You’re just encouraging him.
Please just ignore him and he’ll shut up. Don’t call him, don’t ask him questions, don’t treat anything he says as if it’s worth noting, because it’s rather worth nothing. Don’t talk to him. Cut him off, okay?
That is, unless you’re got a plan to mock, humiliate, and refute him. Normal interviews are just encouraging him. And probably the mockeries will inflame him and thus encourage him too.
And we’ve all seen just about enough of that nut.
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There’s nothing like a person with no factual knowledge about an issue who feels it necessary to hammer people with their provably-wrong opinions… Cruise must post on alot of online forums, lol.