Courtesy of Tedious and Brief, here’s a real beauty. A religious fanatic in the Kansas government is charging a Kansas abortionist with not only operating on patients in a filthy clinic (which, you know, might be possible), but also with eating fetal tissue.
Eating babies. Just when did they observe this? Did the abortionist in question hold up his sandwich and point at the meat, saying, “Look at this delicious baby! I find it does wonders for my skin!” I mean, really, on what basis is that charge made?
Oh, wait, there’s a bill stalled now, that pushes for strict inspection of abortion clinics. The pro-choicers are against it. I get it! If you have a bunch of pro-lifers in the positions of inspectors, you don’t need to outlaw abortion: you only need to claim every clinic offering the procedure is substandard quality, not clean, or peopled with cannibals.
Okay, everyone, with me now, all together: let’s shake our heads.