This is pathetic. Ganked from Sarah Hatter’s Things I Am Over blog, here’s new low for men to sink to: SaveMyAss.
In all cases, our customers are people who care for or love their partners, but work in demanding careers that require the bulk of their time and energy.
“Yes, dear, I love you. That’s why I pay for a company to automatedly stimulate spontaneity and givingness on my part towards you. Got it, honey?”
Please tell me the next thing that comes in this conversation is a slap.