The Highly Esteemed Peemil links to Chase me, ladies, I’m in the cavalry, where some very amusing polls can be found. Go vote on them.
For the record, I think if I were trapped on a desert island with the Spice Girls and had to resort to cannibalism, Sporty Spice would be the first to go. The meat would just be a little leaner. I mean, if you gotta be a cannibal, do it the healthy way, right?