Maybe I’m late for the picnic, but I got a kick out of this:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqmEGmDUi0]
I’m really tempted to do up some fake, badly-translated about the racist Jedi who excluded applicants from the Space Blossom Peach Planet, fearing the encroachment of the Yellow Army into their ranks, and caused this whole mess, causing the Chinese to take the Imperial contract bid on the Death Star. (They skimped on the security plating, though, in their giant space factory. You just have to shoot this heat vent at the right angle and…)
I found the video, by chance, here.