Here are the results for the last poll! Now, please be sure to vote in the new one to the right in the sidebar!
| What should America do with Saddam? | ||
| Put him in a cage and fatten him up so George Bush can eat him. |  11% |
1 |
| Promote him to the head of the secret suppression police in America. | 0% |
0 |
| Find out if he knows how to build rockets and if he does, house him in Werner von Braun’s old place. | 11% |
1 |
| Tickle him till he coughs blood. | 22% |
2 |
| Reinstate him in Iraq sometime in the next ten years so that there’ll be another Iraq war in a decade. Gotta think about economic concerns, y’know… | 0% |
0 |
| Leave him in the forest and make sure he doesn’t steal and bread to make a crumb trail back to Baghdad. | 0% |
0 |
| Trade him for Rapunzel’s firstborn baby and send a message to the world of the faerie terrorist underground. | 22% |
2 |
| Get him very very stoned on Angel Dust, release him in Central Park, and then make a Reality-TV show based on his struggle to survive New York City. | 11% |
1 |
| Drown him in milk curds, Kurds, get it? Punishment fit the crime, all that? Har har. Har. Uh… | 0% |
0 |
| NOT execute him. NOT that, because that’s a frighteningly bad idea. Really bad idea. | 22% |
2 |
| 9 votes total | ||