last poll results

Here are the results for the last poll! Now, please be sure to vote in the new one to the right in the sidebar!

What should America do with Saddam?

Put him in a cage and fatten him up so George Bush can eat him. 11%1
Promote him to the head of the secret suppression police in America. 0%0
Find out if he knows how to build rockets and if he does, house him in Werner von Braun’s old place. 11%1
Tickle him till he coughs blood. 22%2
Reinstate him in Iraq sometime in the next ten years so that there’ll be another Iraq war in a decade. Gotta think about economic concerns, y’know… 0%0
Leave him in the forest and make sure he doesn’t steal and bread to make a crumb trail back to Baghdad. 0%0
Trade him for Rapunzel’s firstborn baby and send a message to the world of the faerie terrorist underground. 22%2
Get him very very stoned on Angel Dust, release him in Central Park, and then make a Reality-TV show based on his struggle to survive New York City. 11%1
Drown him in milk curds, Kurds, get it? Punishment fit the crime, all that? Har har. Har. Uh… 0%0
NOT execute him. NOT that, because that’s a frighteningly bad idea. Really bad idea. 22%2
9 votes total

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