I ask you, have you ever tried to put on a sock with one hand? Because I just did. Sitting on the ball, I need one hand holding something like the desk in front of me to prevent myself falling off.

And let me tell you, putting on a sock with one hand is freaking hard. But I’ve never seen a one-armed man go sockless. Makes me think of Socrates: Be kind to everyone you meet, for we are all fighting a harder battle.

Man, I need to get to the office.