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People are weird. In my last poll, the fictional characters they wanted to eat most were Napoleon, the pig from Orwell’s novel Animal Farm, and Ellen Brody, the cop’s wife from the movie Jaws. These results each got 21% of the total votes. If you want to see the full results, check out the extended section by clicking the link below, and scrolling down a little after the new page loads…

The new poll should be up by the time you see this, is slightly more serious, and you can vote in the usual way.

Which fictional or real character would you eat if forced to eat one?
Votes
Old Yeller.
 8%2
The Shark from Jaws.
 13%3
Ellen Brody, the cop’s wife from Jaws. (In the cannibal sense.)
 0%0
Ellen Brody, the cop’s wife from Jaws. (In the sexual sense.)
 21%5
Ellen Brody, the cop’s wife from Jaws. (First in the sexual sense, followed by the cannibal sense.)
 8%2
One of them raptor dinos from Jurassic Park.
 8%2
Wilbur the pig from Charlotte’s Web.
 13%3
Napoleon, the pig from Orwell’s Animal Farm.
 21%5
Roy Schieder, who plays the “pig” in Jaws. (In the Seaquest DSV sense.)
 0%0
Weena from H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine. (In the slavering, bloodthirsty Morlock sense.)
 8%2
24 votes total
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