“Eat Out Someone” (Not What You Think.)

Here are a couple of real gems from an essay I graded today, which was a crusade against fast food:

“If you eat out someone everyday, you can lose your relationship.”
“Everyone must eat their homes.”

Obviously, from a essay near the bottom of the grading pile, but still… amusing.

4 thoughts on ““Eat Out Someone” (Not What You Think.)

  1. I must admit that it was with great trepidation that I clicked on this post title when it appeared in my RSS reader.

    I kind of agree with the first one, though, especially if the person you’re eating out is not your girlfriend. That could definitely put a crimp in the relationship.

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