So, you know those pills that help men keep an erection? The ones whose name starts with “v” and (apparently) sounds like the Sanskrit word for “tiger”? Getting spam about that isn’t weird, but getting spam about that, which contains mangled Christian tracts, is too weird, even for me:
enabled to lay hold on Christ by faith, and God the Father absurdity, and uneasiness which attends those who are but will be the ways of God even in this life: but when once we Here then, O believers! is one, though the lowest, degree of enabled to lay hold on Christ by faith, and God the Father hasten thy kingdom!enabled to lay hold on Christ by faith, and God the Father was remarkably typified, to lead God’s spiritual Israel through being like him, either too proud to be taught, or too sensual, They cannot think our blessed Lord requires so much at their wrath of God, and sunk into a spiritual death.heaven is broader than it really is; and thereby, as it was
And it’s signed Elvira Talbot.
I have a vague feeling that programming spam generators for humor will be some kind of avant-garde art form in some not-too-distant era. People will actually sign up for the most amusing spam mailers, and perhaps even pay subscription fees. Some Markov-chain programming AI geeks are going to be making us laugh our butts off someday. I should put that in a story somewhere.