I don’t know how people keep coming up with such things.
Cookie Monster’s Bulimia Nervosa
Yes, cookies *are* good. But too much of anything
is never a good thing. Instead of bingeing and
purging, try to regulate your eating habits.
Maybe instead of having two dozen cookies, you
could have two. Also, you should slow down
your eating. Chew each bite several times
before swallowing. Eating more slowly makes it
easier to tell when you are full. And don’t
worry about body image–people love you just
the way you are, googly eyes and all.
Shower your thanks onto Marvin.