I just got this from my friend Patrick, in Montreal.
Don’t click “continue reading this” if you’ve heard it already.
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan.)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
HUSBAND: I guess so.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she’s left handed.
WIFE: – – – Silence – – –