A Dinner Conversation Gone Horribly Wrong.

I just got this from my friend Patrick, in Montreal.

Don’t click “continue reading this” if you’ve heard it already.

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan.)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would you play golf with her?

HUSBAND: I guess so.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she’s left handed.

WIFE: – – – Silence – – –


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