Wait, Should I Be Angry?

Last week, I was laughing at Shawn being so annoyed… some of his perky young sophomore students, when leaving his classroom, saw me hanging around, waiting for him to finish up so I could give him back his tape machine.

These girls stopped and went, “Oooh!”
I said, “What?”
“You is handsome man!” they said. One of them expanded upon this: “You look is like the Justin Timberlake!” she said, and winked, giving me the thumbs-up.

Now, when I tell the story, I claim that I replied with a wicked tone, “And you look like Janet Jackson, baby, come on over here…” But of course, I didn’t say that. I’m not quite quick-witted enough to think of that on the spot, and to be frank I’d forgotten all about that silly scandal.

But today, I realized, I don’t know what this guy actually looks like. So I thought I’d have a look, and I image-googled his name. Now, guys, I am fairly certain that I’m looking younger and thinner since India, but I don’t think I look like this:

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As a matter of fact, I am somewhat glad I don’t look like this punk kid. The thought crosses my mind whether I should be angry to be compared to this lad. I think he looks a mite ridiculous, to be honest, a bit to self-satisfied and probably obnoxious. Don’t you think?

For comparison, here’s a pic of me with an Indian groupie who loves Dabang Band.

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(Okay, she’s not really a groupie. Just some married lady who asked her husband whether it was okay to have a pic shot with me, I suppose for the novelty value or something. I said it was okay as long as he took a pic on my camera as well. Nice young couple.)

Okay, in the final analysis, I won’t be angry at Shawn’s students. They’re nice kids. But I guess it’s just funny what people think of as a compliment…

Comments

  1. Marvin says:

    Ok, I have to confess some incredulity. If you didn’t already know the picture was of Justin Timberlake, and if he didn’t have the product-placement thing going on, would you really be offended? :-) Are you put off by his looks or by his looks in the context of the composition of the photo?

  2. gord says:

    Damn, Marvin, make life hard for me, then! Hahaha.

    Actually, it’s a good question, and I’d respond by saying that I think my reaction was more in response to a winde number of the pics that came up when I googled “Justin Timberlake” under the images search function. (I just posted the one that had less weird light effects and which had odious product-placement.) The kid seems a little too smug, a little too convinced of his coolness. It’s the personality (or version of it conveyed by the images I’ve seen) that irk me.

    I prefer cool people in their 30s, those who are certain people are cool because of themselves, potbelly or no. This kid, I don’t know… in a lot of his pictures he looks like he is not effortlessly himself. He seems to be trying hard. And perhaps I’m always a little susipcious of that, perhaps, I may even ask myself, I am suspicious of that in myself. Do those freshmen girls think I look like a rockstar because of my goatee? My leather jacket? If I wore a kurta and dress pants what would they say? “You look like Nehru!” (Not that this would be an insult…) I have to wonder, though, what it is that makes one “cool”.

    But it was a good question, and I had to think to answer it. Thanks for the prod.

  3. Marvin says:

    Ok, if we’re talking about Timberlake’s pop-cult persona, and not that picture itself, then your original post makes more sense. Looking at that particular photo, though, I couldn’t help thinking, “Jeez, what’s to complain about?” :-)

  4. gord says:

    Well, it’s not like I actually LOOK like him, you know. :) It’s the comparisons that irk me. Though it is a step up from being compared to Shrek…

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