If you are too lazy to click on the prizes, well, the top twenty (20!) entrants get a copy of the book and a T-shirt. But the top ten get one bottle from a wonderful selection of cognacs, whiskies, and wines. Jetse knows his hooch, so you definitely ant to enter. Go on!
By the way, if I showed you the story, that means you can’t play. Sorry Charles, Ben, Mike, and anyone else who suffered through an early draft.