Butt Flower

Gord: Good morning! Class: Good morning! Gord: How are you? Class: Fine, thank you, and you? Gord: I’m good. It’s a nice day! One Student: Yes, it is! It’s a warm! Gord: Yes, it’s warm. Hey, everybody! Look out the window. Class: (looking out the window) Gord: Do you know what those flowers are called? […]

More Quasi-Propaganda

Marvin linked to the Kingdom Of Heaven movie trailer and this is what I have to say: How unsurprising, a movie about the Crusades. How completely predictable. You know, it’s interesting seeing this show up on the big screen while reading Edward Said’s Orientalism for the first time. Say what you will about the guy, […]

Dixie? eh?

This is just a silly quiz I saw over at Adam’s blog, but I was curious. I REALLY don’t get the results: Your Linguistic Profile: 60% General American English 15% Yankee 10% Dixie 10% Upper Midwestern 5% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Yeah, I really don’t get that. See, I just […]

VR Game Dream Career Storyline Ideas

It’s mine! It’s mine this week! And boy is it long-winded: You’ve been approached by VR-Box, a new home entertainment system startup, for the creation of five new videogames for their home system. They’re reviewing submissions from several different people, and their offer is that, whoever submits the most 5 ideas deemed most interesting and […]

Foreign Lands

I’m a thief. Yes, I am stealing an idea from Jodi’s Sex Bombs entry (though Asia Pages has moved to here, and you should update your links and go check it out). This post has a soundtrack. Open another window, or a tab in Mozilla, and then open this link. Then come back and read […]