Definitions, Assumptions, And Deeply Different Worlds

Sometimes, the definition of a word is pretty hard to dispute. For example, the meaning of “iron” is, unless it is used metaphorically, pretty straightforward. So is the definition of “ion”, or “book”, or “supper”. Of course, very little of interest is said to do with this. People tend not to dispute whether some food is supper, whether something is made of iron, whether some ion is present in some compound, or whether so-and-so object is a “book”; they simply look at it, and then say, “Ah, yes, it is a book” or, “Oh, no, it’s not a book.” What …

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Trolls And Bridges

(Yes, I cut the last post and I’m editing it to this.) If a troll lives under a bridge, what’s the best way to make the troll leave the neighborhood? It’s not the troll’s fault that he needs goats to eat. That’s the nature of the troll. Trolls are sad, ill creatures that cannot imagine living any other way than lurking under bridges, feeding on passersby, regardless of whether the meat that comes is of the kind they crave. When you’ve got a troll’s claw, everything looks like a goat. Still even with compassion considered, it’s best to blow up …

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Why, No, We Shouldn’t

In my continued effort to work through/cull my Bloglines subscriptions, I have noticed a strange and saddening trend of people seemingly suggesting that we should just shut up. (That is, stop blogging.) I saw it in this post at What not to do in Asia…, as well as in this final post at ξενιτεια. (Boy I hope the Greek shows up correctly.) I can understand the sinking whumph of deciding to give up—for however long—on blogging. I can see the motivation in mocking Friday Cat Bloggery—I mean, I don’t give a damn about other peoples’ cats, of course, except my …

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The Only Thing To Say About The Michael Jackson Trial

Then only thing I am going to say about this new episode in the freak’s career is that I think the judge should stipulate, regardless of the case’s outcome, “If you let your child live with Michael Jackson, you will be liable for charges of child abuse; your kids will be taken away from you and moved to foster care, and no, you will not get a juicy lawsuit out of the deal, goddammit.” I mean, wouldn’t that happen to people who let their kids stay with a non-famous person suspected and repeatedly charged with child abuse? Anyone who lets …

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Hello, Buenos Aires! Hello World!

Unlike some bloggers, I don’t get a lot of mail from readers. Not much love-mail, not much hate-mail. And I haven’t particularly minded; the fact that most readers either comment in the comments section, trackback to me, or just don’t feel like commenting at all is fine with me. But sometimes mail from a reader is a real treat. Like this morning. I woke to find an email from a very enthusiastic reader in Buenos Aires who wanted to let me know how much he enjoyed my email about my post on Kierkkegaard. He said that he will be translating …

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Polling Problem

Well, Pollhost seems to have lost the data for polls on several of the websites I’ve visited, including the data for the last poll I ran. I’ve decided to go with something a little different, this time. I was looking through my cookbooks this morning and ran across the funniest passage in the recipe for Peking Duck, in a little book out of Hong Kong that was sent to me by my sister and her husband: Mix syrup, wine, and vinegar well and rub into the duck in windy place. I think the original (in Chinese) probably meant in a …

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Actually Playing a Game Now

Usually, I want nothing to do with the games that some of the guys at the office are always talking about—computerized wargames bore me most of the time. But for once, I’ve given in and now I’m running a country in the massive online game called Jennifer Government: Nation States. It’s based on a novel (titled Jennifer Government) which I’m very likely to order soon (using a domestic service since I have no credit card), about a corporation-dominated world. Dyscraxia is the name of my state, and I find the exercise interesting. You simply answer a question about the operation …

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