Found this on Adam’s A violently executed blog. What’s sad is it’s exactly what is happening in America, not just with Bush but so many of his partymates. You know, when a barfight at my favorite bar broke out last week I stood at the door hollering, “Get out of here, you fucking animals. You uncivilized animals! Out! Out! Get the fuck out!” I did it until they stopped fighting and someone hauled one of the drunken assholes out into the street. I wish I could stand at the door of America and yell it at the Republican party, in …
Month: March 2004
Wow…
Well, this is pretty cool. It looks like I get about 1000 visitors a month to my website. Of course, judging by the search results and the comments, I think most of the stable group of readers is somewhat small, but clever, mind… and a lot of people get here by some weird, dumbass searches. Still, I am pleased with this kind of traffic. Wonder how to increase it still more? Hmm.
Dear John Wendel…
I was looking at the keywords recently used that brought people to my website, and I found something that made me laugh out loud. I’d call you right now but your phone is probably still screwed, so I’m posting it and hoping you see it. I don’t know, and can’t know, who searched for this, but someone was looking on the internet with the following search words: Last 20 Searchengine Queries Unique Visitors 28 Feb, Sat, 04:07:45 Google: gord 28 Feb, Sat, 12:05:06 MSN Search: Art & Photos from Song of Solomon 28 Feb, Sat, 12:09:11 Yahoo: water gay sex …
Well, Now That The Hobbits Have Conquered Cinema
… let’s just hope everyone has the sense to send them off to a nice, comfy retirement… in other words, let’s hope Hollywood has the sense not to do with the movie what was done with the books! I know that may sound like blasphemy to some, but the incredible and fabulous success of the books also spawned loads and loads of trash literature, fantasy novels simply retreading the paces of Tolkien, but less brilliantly, with less honesty and beauty and intelligence… to the point where, if you wanna publish fantasy and it’s not at least a trilogy, I’ve heard, …
Ever Wonder About Your Body Hair’s Shortness?
No, really. Ever wonder why the hair on your head can grow long, while all your other hair, wherever it is, never grows long like that? I was sitting here, relaxed, with my shirt open, working on the last little things I need to write so I can set aside my novel draft, and I looked down at my chest and noticed my hair looks thicker now. I realized that’s a function of having lost weight… same hair, less surface area, right? Kind of weird but nice. And suddenly I was overwhelmed with a feeling of gratitude to nature that …